black man and his daddy

My whole life I was blessed to know and experience my entire life with my father. He was a great (and sometimes bad) example of what it truly means to be a father. Bartholomew Erik Thompson was the youngest boy of eight children. He grew up as a little waterhead boy in California where he met and married my mother, Kathy Thompson. Yes, her maiden name was Thompson before they married. I’m just going to take everyone’s word that my parents aren’t distant cousins. I’m going to pray about it, and force them to take a DNA test because I’m not about that Game of Thrones life. After my father and mother fell into “Spike Lee Joint” love it didn’t take long for both of them to create some trophies. Eventually, Bart became the father of four children. I was the third. Obviously, the most important. I promise I don’t have anybody’s middle child syndrome.

Everybody: “Oh, so you’re a middle child? How did that go?”

Me: “I’m not the middle child! Leave me alone! Why does everybody pick on me! This isn’t fair! I thought I was the baby? I hate my life.”

My dad is a hard-working, God-fearing, Republican, law enforcement officer.

It’s pretty clear to see where this whole Black Man in the Right World story begins. Bart Thompson worked hard for the money. Ever since I’ve known my father, he’s always been a working man. As a little kid, my brother and I would stay up late and wait for him to come home. We wouldn’t wait if my mom scheduled an ass-whopping appointment. I would pretend I fell into a deep sleep right after dinner. For fun, sometimes we would hide, sometimes in the same places twice, and he would always pretend it took him a while to find us. I thought for a second my dad might be a little slow, but he was a good sport. There were times we would even run down to the end of the street and wait until we saw his headlights coming down the road and tried to race his car home. No matter how many graveyard shifts he worked or how easy it was to find us, he always played along. When I was really young, my dad was a fork-lift driver for one of the biggest wholesale companies in the United States. It was awesome. I remember back when it was difficult to buy a new video game console or special edition toy on day one, I always had the upper hand because my dad was one of the first people in the store. A short time before my little sister was born, my dad made a big decision and became a law enforcement officer.

Wait, you mean Myke Thompson who’s constantly calling out cops has a dad who is…wait…this is some juicy tea. (Yeah, I know. Catch up. That’s why I’m a writer.)

There was a time when he worked both as a fork-lift driver and law enforcement officer at the same time. I know there were times when he probably wanted to just sit at home and hang out with the family, but I understood the hard work necessary to provide bigger and better things for his family. My dad had to make sacrifices, and I will be forever grateful, that I wasn’t the sacrifice he chose. I have many friends and family who are without their fathers. Even my mother lost her father when she was only fifteen years old. I will take all the good and the bad, but in another life, it could’ve been nothing at all. He might be the one person on this planet who can defeat me in a game of “who can be biggest bitter b*cth” but, he’s present, and that is quality I can admire.

The shit dads say. Seriously, I understand dad jokes are a thing, but my dad was the Richard Pryor of dad jokes. I don’t think there was anything he said that didn’t warrant a visit to my therapist. I never had a therapist, but sometimes I imagined I had one because all my white friends had one. Growing up with Bart, I always thought it was typical of a dad to have a unique vocabulary filled with nonsense words, old idioms, and hyperbole. Bart Thompson was no exception to the rule. Here are a few of his favorites from my childhood. Sometimes my dad is on some other sh**t, but that’s how dads get down.

what he says what it means
You came out of these nuts, boy. I’m your father.
You couldn’t bust a grape. You can’t fight.
Oh, so it’s dad bashing time? Why is everyone ganging up on me?
That’s some ol’ Mickey Mouse/bubblegum shit. It’s a waste of my time.
Crumbsnatchers. Kids.
Waterhead/peanuthead boy. Me.
Lil’ punk/chump. Me, but mostly my big brother 😉
Psycho-dad from hell shit. Anything he says or does.

No matter how hard we tried to be the typical rebellious brats, I realize that my brother and I became more and more like our father every day. As I struggle to build my career, I remember that it’s my psycho-dad from hell who taught me hard work and tough love pays off. Thank you for giving my name. Thank you for speeding down the freeway to the hospital because I decided to come out a month early. Thank you for teaching me that being a black man in this world is a challenge and not impossible. Thank you for showing me different perspectives on life, philosophy, religion, and politics. Thank you for teaching me the difference between right and wrong isn’t always black and white. Thank you for leaving my naked oiled up baby body in the sun because you thought that light-skinned child might not actually be your kid, and my mom had an affair with her doctor and miraculously conceived a baby in less than three months. ←This really happened. Today, you are recognized, but every day you are honored.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad.

2 thoughts on “black man and his daddy

  1. Love your honesty and genuine love! Touching!

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  2. I didn’t know you were paying attention. When you came into this world you were destined for fame. You are worth every penny of what your education has cost. I pray and hope that you continue to follow your dream as a screenwriter and that you are successful in your life. Lord, put Your peace on Myke now, the peace You give that the world cannot take away. In Jesus’ name, amen.

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